Spanish Gardener Songtext
von Mental as Anything

You′re living with your sugar daddy
In a terrace house in Paddy
I've been watching you for sometime
While I eat my pie at lunchtime

I′m just a council worker
A lonely Playboy jerker
And all I'm doing is wishing
A little recognition


I wanna be your Spanish gardener
I'll seed your garden for free
Let me be your Spanish gardener
That′s all I wanna be, yeah

After work at the hotel
The boys all laugh at me
They know I′m going crazy
Over you at number 43
They say that I won't get you
10 bucks says I can
They say that you won′t look at
A dirty council man


I wanna be your Spanish gardener
I'll seed your garden for free
Let me be your Spanish gardener
That′s all I wanna be, yeah