Jason the Unpopular Songtext
von Lubricated Goat

When Jason wiped snot on a mod′s jacket in the kitchen
His conscience was watching from behind the fridge
He got mistaken for a poofter outside Kingburger's And cried into his moustache
He declared his chips horrible
And threw them into the gutter

Later he went for a walk in the park
Children ran up to him and spat at him
Even the birds in the trees seemed to whisper GET FUCKED!
There was a message for him when he got home
His mother had rung him to tell him he was DEAD!