Internet Killed the Clubs Songtext
von Jipsta

Calling all circuit boys
This is an intervention
It′s a state of emergency
I do see you at Alegria
I do see you on Atlantis Cruises
But get your ass to the club
The internet killed the clubs
What the fuck
Y'all bitches really messed up
Okay, enough is enough
So circuit boys welcome back
Listen up, shut down your Macs
Hit the club, get the dance floor packed
I′m bringing this club scene back
Back in the day before you could get on the net
Stay home for sex
We'd go out to all the bars
Start at ten, meet our friends
Then by two, you know what to do
Gather the crew, make your move


Over to the club, take your drugs
And you know what's up
I don′t mean to be rude
Stop living on XTube
I don′t mean to be blunt
Stop living on Manhunt
You always bother 'bout
People you forgot about
Try to be nice but starting now
I′m taking my dance floor back
The internet killed the clubs
What the fuck
Y'all bitches really messed up
Okay, enough is enough
So circuit boys welcome back
Listen up, shut down your Macs
Hit the club, get the dance floor packed
I′m bringing this club scene back
I'm taking my dance floor back
You wanna go to a lounge
Stand around
Dressed in Hollister
With the followers
You don′t even care about the music
There's a DJ legend in the booth and
Do you even know what you're doing
Lord Jesus, you about to ruin
Something we built upon, pursuing
′Cause you′re texting your ex for sex
I don't mean to be rude
Stop living on XTube
I don′t mean to be blunt
Stop living on Manhunt
You always bother 'bout
People you forgot about
Try to be nice but starting now
I′m taking my dance floor back
The internet killed the clubs
What the fuck
Y'all bitches really messed up
Okay, enough is enough
So circuit boys welcome back
Listen up, shut down your Macs
Hit the club, get the dance floor packed
I′m bringing this club scene back
You can stop checking the message boards
No one has responded to your thread yet
That guy that you're with on iChat
You know he don't look like that any damn way
So just let it go, keep it moving, come outside
When all is said and done, this is part of who we are
This is our culture
I want you to remember the first time
You ever stood in line outside a club
And you were scared shit
And when you got inside you knew you belonged to something bigger
New York, LA, give me energy
Gipster, Miami, Chicago, give me energy
Here we go
Dallas, Boston, give me energy
You know I love the clubs
We gonna do it just like this
I′m taking my dance floor back
The internet killed the clubs
What the fuck
Y′all bitches really messed up
Okay, enough is enough
So circuit boys welcome back
Listen up, shut down your Macs
Hit the club, get the dance floor packed
I'm bringing this club scene back
The internet killed the clubs
What the fuck
Y′all bitches really messed up
Okay, enough is enough
So circuit boys welcome back
Listen up, shut down your Macs
Hit the club, get the dance floor packed
I'm bringing this club scene back