Gay or Taken Songtext
von Jenn Bostic

It becomes so hard to meet someone, as we keep getting older
I went on 5 dates last month and each guy just got lamer
Now dont call me judgemental, I dont usually complain,
Come on guys, just realise, some things go without saying.

Well, one wore socks with sandals, and the other still had braces,
One guy had a mullet, and one the cops were chasing
When I finally had a date with what seemed to be a real man
He rolled up to my place in a mini van.


Oh why are all the good men gay or taken, feels like I just cant catch a
Break
I dont need a millionaire and I dont need Johnny Depp
Just a man who isnt wanted by the state.
Do I just attract too many loners? or my standards just set way too high?
I guess what I am saying is Ill gonna keep on praying til I find a man
That isnt gay or taken

Im not knocking single guys whove really got the goods
I just havent found you and I sure wish that I would
Sick and tired of wasting time of guys like Billy Bob
Who willingly admit they think my brothers hot

Why are all the good men gay or taken, feels like I just cant catch a
Break
I dont need a millionaire and I dont need Johnny Depp
Just a man who isnt wanted by the state.
Do just attract too many loners? or my standards set just way too high?
Guess what I am saying is Im gonna Keep on praying til I find a man that
Isnt gay or taken
Guess what I am saying is Im gonna Keep on praying til I find a man that
Isnt gay or taken