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Yuck Fou (skit) Songtext
von Jarren Benton

Yuck Fou (skit) Songtext

Mr. Benton, how we doing today?

Shit I'm doing better than some and worse than others
How are you?
I'm doing fantastic. So what can I help you with?

Well shit it sounds a little weird doc but,
I'm having the most unusual awkward
embarrassing problem with my finger bro

Okay? Well it looks here that the nurse wrote, middle finger patient.
So is there something wrong with your middle finger?

Yeah. My middle finger is stuck in this upward
position and I can't put this motherfucker down
Oh dear. Okay, how the fuck did that happen?
ok let's take a closer look here.
What it's really stuck up there isn't it?
Yup and it's fucking embarrassing doc


Hmm, can you try to put it down for me?
No, this motherfucker is stuck solid doc
Okay, let-let's try this one more time
and this time I want you to really put some force into it.
Can you do that for me?
I can try bro
Okay?
Man this shit stuck

Okay let me try to help you I'm just gonna grab your finger
(woah hold on)
I'm gonna put my hand on your shoulder
Dammit! You know,
you're sitting here flicking me off and I
can't help but to feel like you're fucking with me.
Is that what's going on here?

Nah nah.
Ain't nobody fucking with you bro I ain't got god
damn insurance I wouldn't even come in this motherfucker
waste my time and money this shits stuck man

Okay, I'm just gonna have to ask you to leave now get the fuck out

Leave nigga I'm-I'm-I'm here for-for the fucking problem
you want me to leave, c-cause I'm black

No, I'm sorry sir you-you have to leave now get the fuck out

We're being fucking irrational bro, my shits stuck.
If you want a nigga to go I'll go but uhh,
can you prescribe some goddamn blue diamonds from the Viagra

No-no get out, go. Have a nice day, goodbye


Fuck you nigga. Little fake ass Dr. Ozz

Jesus, fuck that guy

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