Does Anybody Here Play the Piano? Songtext
von Homer & Jethro

Does anybody here play the piano?
We need a piano in the band
If anybody here plays the piano
Step right up to the stand

And even if you play by ear
Well that′s still okay
Of course your ears get tired
When you play it that way

Does anybody here play the piano?
We need a piano
A honky tonk piano
We need a piano right away

Does anybody here play on the Trombone?
We need a new Trombone in the band
If anybody here plays a good Trombone
Step right up to the stand


We had a Trombone player
But he's no longer here
I said take five but he′s been gone
For almost a year

Does anybody here play on the Trombone?
We need a new Trombone
A razzle dazzle Trombone
We need a new trombone right away

Does anybody here know a good drummer?
We need a new drummer in the band
If anybody here knows a good drummer
Step right up to the stand

Our drummer left the band
To go and help out his Neice
She needed him to kinda sorta
Help break the lease

Does anybody here know a good drummer?
We need a new drummer
A rum-a-tum-tummer
We need a new drummer right away


Does anybody here think he's a singer?
We need a good singer in the band
If anybody here thinks he's a singer
Step right up to the stand

Well I used to be a singer with a band
Yes, it′s true
But I got tired of ducking all the
Things that they threw

Does anybody here think he′s a singer?
We need a new singer
A very loud singer
We need a new singer right away