Catch ’Em in the Act Songtext
von Gordon Gano

This year′s man is gonna be a man's man
This little man is gonna be a man′s man
7-11 Sells Devil Dogs and Spam
This year's man is gonna be a man's man


This year′s baby not gonna wet his booty
This year′s screamer gonna sniff toot-tootie
Plurality of duty, singularity of beauty
This little baby gets queer for big hot booty

People come and go, look at how they act
They're putting down a scam, catch ′em in the act

This little doggie's gonna be a Rottweiler
This little bitch is gonna chew on an enchilada
He′s a husky at heart, she'd eat her own daughter
This year′s man's gonna take a booty to the slaughter

People come and go, look at how they act
They're putting down a scam and I catch ′em in the act