All-O-Gistics Songtext
von Descendents

Alright
Anyone who′s been here before know we always play the song
But see, you can never get too much of the doctrine
You can never get too much of the doctrine
All-o-thosis
You know, this is the way religion really works, man
They beat you in the submission
They beat you until you finally believe

Worshipers of the Mighty All, I had a dream
The Bass Master general came to me
We had a snack at the donut shop
He said, "Drink of this bonus cup, it is my blood
Eat of this crapper, it is my body"
The spirit entered me and I became Allular
The Bass Master said, "You are the chosen one"
This is "All-O-Gistics"

Thou shalt not commit laundry
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's food
Thou shalt not create ties with the scathed, yeah


Thou shalt always go for greatness
Go for it
Thou shalt not commit adulthood
Thou shalt not partake of Decaf

Thou shalt not suppress flatulence
Oh-oh-oh
Thou shalt not, thou shalt commit thyself to an institution
Thou shalt not have no idea
Thou shalt not take the van′s name in vain
Thou shalt not commit hygiene

Thou shalt not allow anything to deter you in your quest for All

Tell me good people, who is the sole achiever
So we may live in the beauty of all
(Bass Master general)

He has the rules, you may live by it
And not ruin none
Like you alway do it
(We shall achieve all)

Study them, believe in them
You must believe and you shall achieve all
(We shall achieve all)


He who bears the most gas
Let him also bear forth his ass
And cast forth the first frap

You may achieve bass by chanting the small psalm of all
Chant with me if you will

Pretty good, pretty good, yeah

I don't know

More bonus cups
Here we go, here we go
Believe in all, believe in all
Bass Master general

He has the rules, you may live by it
And not ruin none
(We shall achieve all)

You must believe in all, all, all, all
(We shall achieve all)
Yeah