Sharing Is Caring (Facebook) Songtext
von Dan Bull

I log on to Facebook sometimes
And it′s telling me your gallery's updated
But five hundred of your pictures are the same, it looks like
You′re pissed up every day with your mates at club nights
And I hate to be uptight
But I just find it a shame you're afraid of the sunlight
And why do people never quite look like
The profile picture they picked for their front white?
It's funny what the camera does to you
That must be why you′re stood by someone fatter and uglier So you look better in comparison
But it′s apparent that you're shallow
And that that′s what you've done here
Nah, you look absolutely fabulous
So let′s have a game of Scrabulous
Mafia wars! Mafia wars!
How many times do I have to click "ignore"?
I didn't want to play it when you asked me before
So what the hell are you still asking me for?
If only there was an application that let me smash your face in

Six hundred million people like me like this
Are you taking the piss or is there something I′ve missed?
Six hundred million people like me like this
Are you taking the piss?


Attempting a Facebook chat's never ending
It says this forever: "sending, sending"
Exactly after you've said something regretful
It′s essential it gets corrected, like
I was chatting to my friend and said this
"Let′s get together for a bevvy this weekend, Chris"
But because it only sent the first section
It gets the impression there's sexual tension
Now there′s an extra dimension to friendship I didn't expect
And flipping heck, did I mention?
I hate the rate of your inane status updates
I couldn′t give a fuck if you'd just baked some cupcakes
If you wouldn′t tell me in the pub to my face
Why would I want it cluttering my front page?
Some days, I'm amazed to witness
The shitness of other people's daily business
And I′m sick with these lazy idiots
"I lost my phone, can you post up your digits?"
They say if it exists, there′s porn of it
Well, now there's also a Facebook war for it
"If a million people join this group
Can I call my firstborn boy soup?"
"Oi, you, are you coming to my concert?"
"Well, I would, but I′m on another continent"
Every time I log on, there's a bird who′s certain
He's an entrepreneur, sir, you don′t understand
I won't become a fan of your club, promoter brand
Or Stones cover band
If you're looking for fans, you need another plan
Stop spamming us with your rubbish ads
On the other hand, if you′re watching this
Click on the link and become a fan of Dan

Six hundred million people like me like this
Are you taking the piss or is there something I′ve missed?
Six hundred million people like me like this
Are you taking the piss?

It must be productively harmful
When there's less farmers on farms than on Farmville
"I′m milking a cash cow for sheep, want to buy some?"
I'm thrilled, can you see my excitement?
These ads are leaving me frightened
How can they see I need my teeth whitened?
Now that security′s been tightened
It's even easier to peek at your private details
"Just provide us your email
We′ll make your penis three times the size"
And hiding's not an option, this is social
Global is the new local
Applications, invitations
Poking open relations
If it's a complicated situation
You won′t fix it with switching your status
Suggesting I add a lad that went to my class
I haven′t met since reception
Why dredge up the past?
"We should reconnect, we haven't spoke in a while"
Oh no, that′s because I find you totally vile
If we met now, we'd both run a mile
So why is this bloke on my file? Don′t know
Next time I'm asked what′s on my mind
I might just click in the box and reply

Six hundred million people like me like this
Are you taking the piss or is there something I've missed?
Six hundred million people like me like this
Are you taking the piss or is there something I've missed?
Six hundred million people like me like this
Are you taking the piss?