Band Candy Songtext
von Buffering the Vampire Slayer

I fight demons and monsters
But this one scared me right out my wits
Evil haunted-ass chocolate
Made my mom and my watcher kiss

B-b-b-band, b-b-b-band, b-b-b-band candy
B-b-b-band, b-b-b-band, b-b-b-band candy, yeah

This is disturbing and I′m very upset
I may never recover
Oh god

Here come Principal Snyder
Even worse when he's seventeen
Though we didn′t invite him
He's hopping into the geek machine


B-b-b-band, b-b-b-band, b-b-b-band candy
B-b-b-band, b-b-b-band, b-b-b-band candy, yeah

Okay Buffy: focus, focus, focus
You've got a lot of therapy in your future, but that′s not the issue
Right now, you′ve gotta defeat some evil

Ethan is back in town
Chaos is "Rayne"-ing down
And I think Giles is wearing eyeliner
Heeeeeeelp

Demon snake in the basement
Eating babies like cocoa puffs
Jesus Christ oh my god mom
Why the hell did you have handcuffs


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B-b-b-band, b-b-b-band, b-b-b-band candy
B-b-b-band, b-b-b-band, b-b-b-band candy, yeah