BFFF Songtext
von Bowling for Soup

You are my best friend in the world.
And I hope that you know,
When we hangout together,
It′s freakin' awesome.

Playing poker Friday night,
Beer-o-mids and golf cart races
You think that my sister′s hot
I accidentally shot your finger
Off your writing hand oh well,
You get disability.
I broke my leg you laughed so hard
And told my ambulance to stop at the bar.

You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say
That I really and truly feel this way
Not that there′s anything wrong with being gay

And sometimes we punch each other in the face
Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
I′m trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.


You fart and burp in the same key,
And I think your iPod sucks.
You make fun of my hair because yours is. disappearing.

I've seen your penis you′ve seen mine
I popped your pimples you
Rubbed aloe vera on my sun burnt back

You ran defense when I shit my pants
You felt my girls' brand new boobs
You asked to suck them she refused
So while you slept I shaved your head
You woke up and told me that I...

You′ll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say
That I really and truly feel this way
Not that there′s anything wrong with being gay

And sometimes we punch each other in the face
Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
I know you know I love you (I fringin love you dude)
I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.

You'll tell the world I′m gay when you hear me say
That I really and truly feel this way
Not that there′s anything wrong with being gay


And sometimes we punch each other in the face
Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.