The Bleaken Songtext
von Bob's Burgers, Kristen Schaal, Dan Mintz & Eugene Mirman

Guys, I think I know took mom′s tree
And all the Christmas stuff Bosco said was stolen
My theory, the Bleaken did it

Woah, Teddy did say the Bleaken steals stuff

Well he's not going to steal our presents

Why not?
Is it cause we′re poor and our toys break almost immediately?

No, 'cause we're gonna stop him

The Bleaken is coming as fast as he can
Ruining Christmas like you don′t give a damn
Gotta find the Bleaken, we′ll follow his scent
We gotta stop the Bleaken from stealing our presents!

He's gonna be defeated, he′s about to meet his match

And maybe when we find him we can ask for mom's tree back

Sure, sure, sure
But mostly it′s about running him out of town before he steals our Christmas presents

Totally, I just think maybe once we find him and scare him it wouldn't hurt to ask for mom′s tree


Uh, yeah

The Bleaken
Is gonna
Wish that he was never born

We're coming
For you man
Hold on to your horns

I just asked for experiences this year
The Bleaken can't steal a Korean barbecue dinner for two

I mean isn′t that a gift card?
He can just take it, right?

Damn it!

The Bleaken
Is gonna
Wish that he was never born

We′re coming
For you man
Hold on to your horns