A Fine Romance Songtext
von Billie Holiday and Her Orchestra

A fine romance, with no kisses
A fine romance, my friend this is
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes
But you′re as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes
A fine romance, you won′t nestle
A fine romance, you won't wrestle
I might as well play
With my old maid aunt
I haven't got a chance
This is a fine romance


A fine romance, my good fellow
You take romance, I′ll take jello
You′re calmer than the seals
In the Arctic Ocean
At least they flap their fins
To express emotion
A fine romance with no quarrels
With no insults and all morals
I've never mussed the crease
In your blue serge pants
I never get the chance
This is a fine romance