The History of Wrong Guys Songtext
von Annaleigh Ashford

Oh no
Don′t you dare
Girl, girl, girl, I'm warning you!
Ugh...
I think I have a crush
I can′t!
I think I'm falling for him
Why not?

Women have been making bad choices since the beginning of time
Are you gonna be another one of mine?
Oh whoah

I used to think you were from outer space
Who's that bright-eyed guy in your place?
You′re kind of cute when you′re not so shy
Oh whoah


But I've been here before
Have I come back for more?
Another chapter in the history of wrong guys
You used to be so "Ehhhh"
A limp lackluster bore
But now you′re changing into something I just can't ignore

Charlie, honestly
I′ve been hurt like this before
Is there really more to you
Than what I always thought?
How can you surprise me anymore?
Oh. Oh. Oh.

He's got a girlfriend, you flake. Why are they only nice when
They′re unavailable?

Don't want to be another star-crossed lover.
We all know how that ends.
I'm better off without him
We′re better off as friends.
But I′ve been here before
Have I come ask for more?

Another chapter in the history of wrong guys.
Yesterday no spark
No heart aching allure
But today I'm feeling
Something I just can′t ignore.


Charlie, honestly
I've been hurt like this before
Oh. Oh. Oh

The history of wrong guys:
Chapter one - he′s a bum
Two - he's not into you
Three - he′s a sleaze
Four - loves the girl next door
Five - loves the boy next door
Six - don't love you no more
- Makes you insecure
- Makes you so unsure
- Is so immature
- Loves his mother more
- Or...

... has a girlfriend named Nicola.

Charlie, honestly
I've been hurt like this before
I can see there′s more to you
Than what I always thought
But I won′t be burned anymore
Oh, oh, oh

Where you off to?

I've been exec-utized.