Alien Invaders From the Razzmatazz Planet Songtext
von Air Circus

The alien invaders from the razzmatazz planet came knocking on my door
I don′t know where they came from
But I found they've been looking for
The alien invaders from the razzmatazz planet came knocking on my door
Dunno know where they came from
But I found what they′ve been looking for

I don't like saucers cause they always get a mess
I like to see my darling in that purple-poochy dress
She lookin' so good
She lookin′ so fine
But she′s just complaining about those God damn aliens all the time

The alien invaders from the razzmatazz planet came knocking on my door
I don't know where they came from
But I found they′ve been looking for
The alien invaders from the razzmatazz planet came knocking on my door
Dunno know where they came from
But I found what they've been looking for


I look down my garden, to an old patch of dirt
I saw the milkman sprouting from the earth
I plucked him quick
I plucked him straight
And out his mouth came a video tape
They′ve taken my darling and turned her into a sponge
Next they got her and turned her into lunch

The alien invaders from the razzmatazz planet came knocking on my door
I don't know where they came from
But I found they′ve been looking for
The alien invaders from the razzmatazz planet came knocking on my door
Dunno know where they came from
But I found what they've been looking for

Oh come on now Mr. Alien, let's not be so rash
Come on now, that wasn′t me
You can′t blame me for that
I didn't mean to
Aggravate your soul mate
Let′s not decorate or mutate
This arbitrary sub-straight of considerable size
Let's be human, or not human
I didn′t mean to condescend your obligation of taking this planet as your only prize


The alien invaders from the razzmatazz planet came knocking on my door
I don't know where they came from
But I found they′ve been looking for
The alien invaders from the razzmatazz planet came knocking on my door
My door