Cool Guy 1 Songtext
von Adam Sandler

-{Sean on the phone with a call-girl.}-
SEAN: What′s your name, baby?
GIRL #4: Desiree.
SEAN: Ohh, what a nice name for a nice girl, such as your self.
GIRL #4: What's your name?
-{Sean presses ′play' button on tape player}-
SEAN: My name's sean, I want to get it on.
GIRL #4: Ooh.
SEAN: you know what I′m talking about, honey, I want to drop some serious loving on you, mama.
GIRL #4: Oh sean, you sound so strong, like you really know what you want.
SEAN: Yeah baby, I′m strong as a bear, I want to wrap my big arm around you,--
GIRL #4: Oh my.
SEAN: --You want to be spinning around for some more lovin' I got for you?
GIRL #4: That′s sounds nice, sean.
SEAN: You know what else sounds nice, the sound of your clothes slidding off and hitting the floor. that's music to my ears.
GIRL #4: I′m already naked, how about you?
SEAN: Well, I'm half way there, baby, just let me slip out of these silky boxer shorts of mine.


GIRL #4: You must look good you stud, are you hard?
SEAN: Baby, my tally-whacker′s all revved up and ready to go.
GIRL #4: ..."Tally-whacker"?
SEAN: No, no, no... I said the sweet-meat.
GIRL #4: Oh my god.
SEAN: What?
GIRL #4: -{To other call girl}- I just heard some fucking idiot call it a tally-whacker.
-{Sean groans}-
CALL GIRL #2: -{To Girl #4}- your kidding?
GIRL #4: -{To other call girl}- And his sweet-meat.
CALL GIRL #2: -{To Girl #4}- that's so gross.
-{she hangs up}-
SEAN: No. She did not just fucking hang up on me for 4 dollars a fucking minute.
-{hangs up}-
What the fuck is happening
-{weeping}-
... I'm horny, goddamn it. Oh, shit. Fucking, this is so un-chill.