Stunt Rock Songtexte
Cock Sucking Sluts Who Want to Suck You Dry, Dead Bodies Blow Semen
als William Flegal
Regret Instruction Manual 2: Letting Go Versus Holding On
- Intro (At Least Download the Instruction Manual Too)
- Like an Airbag, You Will Go Unappreciated Until Needed
- I'm Working Out So I Can Fight Off the People That May Try to Prevent Me From Killing Myself
- All I Want Is a Girl to Hug Me and Tell Me It's Going to Be Okay, So Basically, Someone to Lie to Me With a Straight Face
- The Last Self Indulgent Song Title Ever
- Playful Grin Versus Knowing Smile
- Mens Sana in Corpore Sano
- Puncuation as an Expression of Affection
- Forced Self Discovery and the Damage Done
- Dear Underground Music (In General)
- The Difference Between Reality and Delusion
- A List of Subtle References That Have Gone Unnoticed
- Things That Turn Into the Exact Opposite of What You Want
- When the Titles Become Disappointing
- Self Handicapping Gunshot Wound to the Foot
- Outro (We Met Upon the Level and Part Upon the Square)
This Is Stunt Rock, Volume II
- Anyone Who Names a Track "So and So Can Kiss My Such and Such Ass" Can Kiss My (Adjective) (Noun) Ass.
- Really Harsh Noisy Breaks Don't Cover Up For Lack Of Talent, Or Do They?
- I Can't Believe I Ate You Out
- Please Hammer Don't Hurt Em (Its I.D.M. Cause the Snares Are Channeled mix)
- I Can't Wait Till This Road Turns to Two Lanes So I Can Pass This Stupid Fucker.
- If I Would Have Opened W/ A Noise Track Everyone Would Think I'm Tough Right?
- Name Your Song After the Sample That Is in It Einstein.
- You Made a Really Short Song With One Sample Cause You Were Low on Material and Ideas. I Did It for This Whole Album.
- All the Baggy Pants in the World Won't Change the Fact That You Are One Ugly Bitch.
- It Is Sad When You Realize Fabric Touches Your Genitals More Than a Girl.
- Sweatshirts, Khakis and Krokus Cassettes. (Teen Wolf Versus Stiles mix)
- Tube Sock Breasts
- Every Night I Go to Bed and Think About Every Single Relationship That I've Fucked Up.
- Do I Come to Your Country and Sample Your Movies?
- There Is No Selling Out If You Never Bought In.
- What You Lack in Creativity, You Make Up for With Piercings and Pant Width.
- Your Life Is Only as Meaningless as the Music You Listen to, Case in Point.
- You Can Tune a Piano, but Oh No! Tuna Bitch.
- Please Hammer Don't Hurt Em. (2 Legit 2 Quit remix by JLHI)
- Intro/Sample/Build/Sample/Breaks//Effects/Sample/Slowerbreaks/Sample/End.
- I Think I'm Cool Because My Song Titles Are Long and Point Out Flaws in Others.
- The Funny Thing Is, I Hate Myself Most of All...
This Is Stunt Rock, Volume One
- Richard Pryors' Face Catching on Fire as He Freebases Cocaine in the Eighties
- Fuck Whats Good for You and My Potential
- Please Typeset This Document
- Hollow Points for the Snitches
- Be Sure to Wear Baggy Pants and a Visor, Pussy
- A Hatchet, With Which I Am Going to Town Upon Your Vagina With
- We Take It in Our Butts, in Our Mouth, in Our Pussy, or in Our Bedsores
- Anal Crybabies Need Double and Triple Penetration, Her Pussy Is Very Dry, Call Now
- Lovie Doll With Air Suction Vagina, Her Tits, Vagina, and Open Mouth Make Her Just Like a Real Woman Love Partner, $5.95
- Hardcore Anal Action Girls Who Love Hard Cocks in Their Stinky Butts, Sucking Cum Out of Rectums, Fist Fucking, Shit Eating
- I Need a Double Whammy on My Muff and Fanny
- Will Your Big Dick Fit in My Tight Diseased Pussy? If Not I'll Suck It and Pour Aids Blood on It
- Fuck My 60 Year Old Shithole as You Eat Her 18 Year Old Cunt, a Television
- Cock Sucking Sluts Who Want to Suck You Dry, Dead Bodies Blow Semen
- Menstruate on My Face
- Seeks Meaningful Relationship W/ Woman. N/S N/D Please. Let's Go to Church Together, and Share Our Love for the Lord
This Is Stunt Rock, Volume Three
- Intro I Still Say That Regret Instruction Manual Issue 2 Was My Best Album and I Wish It Wasn't So Overlooked
- And If I Had No Real Job and No Mortgage Payment, Maybe I Could Also Sit Around Making Music All Day and Have a Release Every Other Month
- I've Really Lost It Because This Shit Is Starting to Sound Like a Washed-Up, Half-Assed Fatboy Slim Ripoff With a Twelve Year Old's Sense of Humor
- An Open Letter to Underground Music, Those Who Review It and Those Who Use It as a Symbol of Their Individuality
- I Will Make Up for a Lifetime of Fucking Chicks Poorly by Having the Most Diverse CD Collection in the World
- Pointing Out Your Elitist Superiority Complex Through Your Track Titles.
- To Clarify, the Only Thing I Gained From This Relationship Was 15 lbs.
- Legacy of Stretch Marks, The
- First Chance I Get I Am Licensing This Track to a Car Commercial or Video Game, So Fuck You and Your No Sell Out, Anti-Establishment Posturing, or Some Such in Your Face Remark of That Sort
- Making Songs About Drinking Is Something Very Original and I Think It Will Expand My Musical Horizons Since I Have Never Made One Before
- A Funny Sample and Bad Guitar Loop Do Not a Song Make
- Dear ________, Thank You for Attempting to Never Talk to Me Again Again
- Someday You Are Going to Have a Party, and I Will Make a Point to Come Poop All Over It So You Can Know How It Feels
- Please Don't Stand Behind Me and Make Those Stupid Noises With Your Mouth That You Seem to Think Indicate to Me That You Are Thinking
- Soundtrack for Nonexistant/Imaginary Midwest Underground Hardcore Electronic Scene
- Outro: Close Enough Only Counts in Horseshoes and My Music, and Could I Get Anymore Self Righteous
