The Bad Touch Songtext
von Bloodhound Gang

{Well now we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about
I′d appreciate your input}

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you′ll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Hebert and you′re getting two thumbs up

You′ve had enough of two hand touch
You want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered
Like my waffle house hash browns

Come quicker than Fed-Ex never reach an apex
Just like Coca Cola stock
You are inclined to make me rise an hour early
Just like daylight savings time


(Do it now)
You and me baby ain′t nothin' but mammals
So let′s do it like they do on the Discovery channel
(Do it again now)
You and me baby ain't nothin′ but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery channel
(Gettin' horny now)

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? let me be specific I wanna be down in your south seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean
Means "Small Craft Advisory"

So if I capsize on your thighs
High tide B 5 you sunk my battleship please turn me on
I′m Mister Coffee with an automatic drip, so show me yours
I′ll show you mine tool time you'll love it just like Lyle
And then we′ll do it doggy style so we can both watch X Files

(Do it now)
You and me baby ain't nothin′ but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
You and me baby ain′t nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Gettin′ horny now)


You and me baby ain′t nothin' but mammals
So let′s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
You and me baby ain't nothin′ but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

(Do it now)
You and me baby ain′t nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
You and me baby ain′t nothin′ but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Gettin′ horny now)