Pope Song Songtext
von Tim Minchin

Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfucker
Fuck the motherfucker, he′s a fucking motherfucker
Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfucker
Fuck the motherfucker, he's a total motherfucker
Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfucker
Fuck the motherfucker, fucking fuck the motherfucker
Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfucking pope

Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfucker
Fuck the motherfucker, he′s a fucking motherfucker
Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfucker
Fuck the motherfucker, he's a total motherfucker
Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfucker
Fuck the motherfucker, fucking fuck the motherfucker
Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfucking pope


Fuck the motherfucker and fuck you motherfucker
If you think that motherfucker is sacred
If you cover for another motherfucker who's a kiddie fucker
Fuck you, you′re no better then the mother fucking rapist
And if you don′t like this swearing, that this motherfucker forced from me
And reckon it shows moral or intellectual paucity
Then fuck you motherfucker, this is language one employs
When one is fucking cross at motherfuckers fucking boys

I don't give a fuck if calling the pope a motherfucker
Means you unthinkingly brand me an unthinking apostate
This has naught to do with other fucking godly motherfuckers
I′m not interested right now in theological debate
There are other fucking songs and there are other fucking ways
I'll be a religious apologist on other fucking days
But the fact remains, if you protect a single kiddie fucker
Then pope or prince or plumber, you′re a fucking motherfucker

And I don't give a fuck what any other motherfucker
Believes about Jesus and his motherfucking mother
I′ve no problem with the spiritual beliefs of other fuckers
While those beliefs don't impact on the happiness of others
But if you build your church on claims of fucking moral authority
And with threats of hell impose it on others in society
Then you, you motherfuckers, can expect some fucking wrath
When it turn out you've been fucking us in our motherfucking asses
Our motherfucking asses


So fuck the motherfucker and fuck you motherfucker
If you′re still a motherfucking papist
If you covered for a single motherfucker who′s a kiddie fucker
Fuck him, he's as evil as the motherfucking rapist
And if you look into your motherfucking heart and tell me true
If this motherfucking stupid fucking song offended you
With its filthy fucking language and its fucking disrespect
If it made you feel angry go ahead and write a letter
But if you find this song more offensive than the possibility
The pope protected priests when they were getting fucking fiddly
Then listen to me, motherfucker, this here is a fact
You are just as morally misguided as that motherfucking
Power-hungry, self-aggrandised bigot in the stupid fucking hat

If the pope owned the disco, no one would come, because they won′t allow gays there
And who'd start the dancing, who′d start the dancing?
Who'd start the dancing, who′d start the dancing?
If the pope owned the disco, oh-oh-oh
If the pope owned the disco, ah-ah-ah
If the pope owned the disco, oh-oh-yeah-yeah-yeah
Who'd start the dancing?
If the pope owned the disco
If the pope owned the disco, who'd start the dancing?
If the pope owned the disco, no one would go, oh
What′s that about?