The Fools Hall of Fame Songtext
von Paul Anka

There have been many, many lovers,
A few of them I′m sure you know by name.
There will be many, many others
But I'm number one in the fools hall of fame.

Romeo and Juliet were lovers
But they played such a losing game,
Dying in the arms of one another
But I′m number one in the fools hall of fame.


Who can forget Marie Antoinette
And all of her foolish men?
She reminds me so of a love I used to know,
Now history repeats itself again.

And again!

There will be many, many lovers
Who try and win at love's losing game.
There will be many, many others
But I'll be number one in the fools hall of fame.


There will be many, many lovers
Who try and win at love′s losing game.
There will be many, many others
But I′ll be number one in the fools hall of fame–
I'll be number one in the fools hall of fame–
I′ll be number one in the fools hall of fame–
I'll be number one...