If God Met You Songtext
von George Jones & Tammy Wynette

Honey, I′m home
Get your sweet thing over here
I'm ready for a backrub
But, first, bring me a beer

Well, you wish I′d let you get a job
Well, you just keep right on a-wishin'
You know a woman's place
Is in the bedroom, or the kitchen

If god met you
She wouldn′t like you, (oh, come on)
Five minutes of your bull
And she′d unleash her wrath

When you mouthed off
She wouldn't like you, (uh huh)
She′d forget she's a lady
And she′ll kick your macho, um um um
If god met you
She wouldn't like you
(Nobody left your house)


You just won′t believe
All that's happened to me at work
Like what George?
That forman's job they promised me
Well, they gave it to a skirt, (oh!)

She′s college-educated
Oh, but, that don′t mean a thing, (watch it now)
'Cause, there′s no woman smart enough
To boss around a man. (huh)

If god met you
She wouldn't like you
(I don′t believe that at all)
Five minutes of your bull, (you can't make me a Godly spirit)

When you mouthed off
She wouldn′t like you
(Oh, she's ain't like that)
And she′d forget that she′s a lady
And she'll kick your macho, (look out), um um um
If god met you
She wouldn′t like you


If god met you
She wouldn't like you
(I can make any woman like me)
Five minutes of your bull
And she′d unleash her wrath

When you mouthed off
She wouldn't like you, (I hold myself)
She′d forget that she's a lady
And she'll kick your macho, (look out), um, um um
If god met you
She wouldn′t like you, (unbelievable)

If god met you
She wouldn′t like you, (et eh)
Well, Tammy, I'm gonna tell her
Not to like you either