The BJ Song Songtext
von Garfunkel and Oates

I′ve been down here such a long, long time
My neck is at a weird angle and I don't love the view
I′ve been working hard here not sure what else to do
Maybe I'll try eye contact...
Nope no eye contact I feel like a creep
Maybe it will be over soon and I can go to (cough)
Oooh I just chagged, I hate chagging- (cough) I did it again
Who was the first woman to put a dick in her mouth
So avante garde, what a pioneer
God, we don't know anything about the history of women
If a hipster comes on someone′s face
Does he make it in a figure 8 like little come glasses
Pearl vision
I wanna make you feel good
And stopping now would kinda feel wrong
I wanna make you feel good
But only if it doesn′t take too long
What should I do, my mouth is so dry
Is it considered lubricant if I start to cry
If my dad saw me now I would feel so bad


Oh my god stop thinking about my dad
The length of time down here I'm willing to do
Is directly proportional to how much I like you
I feel like you should know that and hurry up
Cause guess what, I don′t like that you that much
Or maybe I do, who are you
I'm 36 years old and I forgot who I′m blowing
I can't be down any longer with not knowing
You′ve got one of those dicks I can't seem to place
I'll pretend to take a deep breath and look up at your face
(Deep breath) Oh it′s Derek
I wanna make you feel good
And stopping now would kinda feel wrong
I wanna make you feel good
But only if it doesn′t take too long
What's that sound, (gasp) it′s silence
I feel like I haven't heard silence in such a long time
Is this the first time I′ve stopped talking in like two years
Am I talking to fill the void of the great big empty
Am I always like (blah blah blah) so I don't have to face my fears
Do I really need a dick in my mouth stop talking?
Don′t I ever shut the fuck up?
God, I'm so sick of myself
I need to talk to my therapist about why I talk so much
Am I scared of silence-
Yes he's coming
Woah he′s coming