The Fiberoptic Elflord Songtext
von Diego's Umbrella

There she goes, she′s
My fiber optic queen
I loved her cause she's dirty
I loved her cause she′s clean
She sings
Lalalalala
She knows I look good
In my kevlar suit
With my wavelength shifter
Tucked in my boot
And I am the fiber optic elflord


I rule the cybernetic ghost world
Then I whipped out
My fiber optic whip
You couldn't really see it
But boy was it thick
I use Euclidian geometry
To snipe down fools
On the battlefield
I always keep my cool
And I am the fiber optic elf lord
I rule the cybernetic ghost world