Don't Come Home for Christmas
- Christmas Outside the Box (Guitar Guy)
- When Santa Comes to Town (The Whole Gang)
- Santa Is a Redneck (Bubba J)
- I Hate Christmas (Walter)
- Song for Jeff (Peanut)
- An American Christmas (Jose)
- Sweet Daddy Santa Claus (Sweet Daddy D)
- Jingle Bombs (Achmed)
- Roadkill Christmas (Bubba J)
- Light the Fire (Sweet Daddy D)
- Christmas With the Achmed Family (Achmed)
- From Us to You (The Whole Gang)
Controlled Chaos (Live)
- Happy Walter & Vegas
- Walter Hates Achmed, End of Marriage
- Walter's Wife, Amsterdam
- South Africa, London, And Ireland
- The Death of Osama
- Muslim, Richmond Night Life, That's What She Said
- Terror Claus, Achmed's Dog
- Al Qaeda High, Ellen, The Girl's Restroom
- A Surprise for Achmed / "Hello Father"
- Taste of China
- An Unhappy Fan Letter
- Peanut and José Jalapeño
- Peanut the Ventriloquist and Little Ugly Jeff
Very Special Christmas Special
- Jeff & Walter in Milwaukee
- Filling Up
- Pabst Theater History (feat. Walter)
- Happy Holidays (feat. Walter)
- New Material (feat. Walter)
- Gifts, Toys & Seasons Greetings (feat. Walter)
- Holiday Disguise (feat. Achmed)
- Santa (feat. Achmed)
- Tough Times (feat. Achmed)
- Christmas Festivities (feat. Achmed)
- Scoliosis (feat. Achmed)
- Irish Music (feat. Achmed)
- Jingle Bombs (feat. Achmed)
- Dear Santa (feat. Bubba J)
- Roadkill Christmas (feat. Bubba J)
- Star of the Show (feat. Peanut)
- Jolie Adoptee (feat. Peanut)
- Ski Trip (feat. Peanut & José)
- Doing Drugs (feat. Peanut)
- The Night Before Christmas (feat. Peanut)
Mehr Songtexte
- House Full of Women & Airport Security
- Canine Companions
- White Trash Marriage (Bubba J)
- The State of the Union
- Superpowers
- Superfriends
- 72 Virgins & Marital Bliss
- Hockey and Nascar & Mo Black 'n' White (Sweet Daddy Dee)
- José Jalapeño... On a Stick! (Peanut)
- Premature Detonation
- Love & Marriage (Walter)
- Nascar and Drinkin' and Drivin' (Bubba J)
- Coming to America
- A Jalapeño on a Steek!
- Shut the Hell Up, Bad Parking & Cops on Bikes (Walter)
- "Dear Walter..." (Walter)
- The Other White Meat
- Coffee, Crack and Gay Super Heroes (Peanut)
- A Terrifying Terrorist
- Hummer vs. Prius
- Hell and Santa Ana (Peanut)
- Traffic Reports, Cell Phones, Lazy Eyes and Deaf Signing (Peanut)
- Everything's Fine
- Pimps and Ho's & Stayin' White (Sweet Daddy Dee)
- Trick-Or-Treating, Mobile Home Schooled
- Batnut And Ruben
- Downhill After Fifty, The Loser
- Dr. Frankenstein Was Jewish, Three Foot Tall Monster, It's Alive!
- I'm Batnut, Bat-Telepathy, Halloween candy
- AJ's Intro, Roadie The Shark Dog
- My Eyes Are Up Here, If The Lambs Could Talk
- American Woman
- Buddy The Peeping Dog
- Crankenstein, Haven't Aged A Day
- Scared Of Mirrors, Red-Neck Vampire
- Better Five Years Late Than One Day Early
- A Little Terrorist in the Best Damn Chapter
- To the Stars and Back Times Infinity
- The Instant Family Plus Star Trek Nirvana
- Three Radio Men and a Steek!
- Is This a Hockey Arena?
- Birth of an Old Fart
- How to Get a Job While Still a Minor
- Moving Forward? Not Exactly.
- The Possibility of Crazy
- The Gift That Kept on Talking
- Afterword
- Superpowers (Melvin)
- The State of the Union (Walter)
- 72 Virgins & Marital Bliss (Walter)
- Coming to America (José)
- Everything's Fine (Peanut)
- A Jalapeño on a Steek! (José)
- The Other White Meat (Peanut)
- Superfriends (Melvin)
- Chapter 1: "The Gift That Kept on Talking"
- Chapter 7: "Moving Forward? Not Exactly."
- Chapter 4: "Birth of an Old Fart"
- Introduction: "The Possibility of Crazy"
- Chapter 10: "Is This a Hockey Arena?"
- Muslim, Richmond Night Life, That’s What She Said
- Al Qaeda High, Ellen, The Girl’s Restroom
- Terror Claus, Achmed’s Dog
- A Surprise for Achmed / “Hello Father”
- Walter’s Wife, Amsterdam
