David Cross Songtexte

Songtexte

1. Certain Leaders in Government Look or Act Like Certain Pop Culture References!
2. My Daughter's First Date
3. Silly Religious Crazies
4. Wills to Pets
5. Shaving the Pope's Pussy
6. Lesson Learned
7. CES and Porn
8. Women, Please Rinse Off Your Vagina and Anus!
9. Even Though I Am in the Closet, That Won't Prevent Me From Getting Cheap Laughs at the Expense of Homosexuals!
10. Weathermen Have Become, for the Most Part, Obsolete!
11. Spiderman vs. Batman vs. Wonder Woman on the Rag
12. ... Or Worse
13. Dating
14. Abortion Doctor From Hell!
15. If Baseballs Had AIDS on Them
16. Fetal Tissue
17. Black Stuff
18. Austin Powers Saying "Yeah Baby"
19. If You Care
20. Where We Are Now Back in September '09
21. Pandering to the Locals!
22. A Rapid Series of Comical Noises!
23. "You Go, Girl!"
24. Amish Kid
25. Diarrhea Moustache
26. American Way and the Bible
27. Sing Along
28. Phone Call From a Cranky Terrorist
29. Monica Lewinsky and the Three Bears
30. Advertising
31. When It Comes to Jews, Behavior One Might Perceive as Obnoxious and Annoying I Present as "Quirky" but It's Okay to Joke About It Because I, Myself, Am Jewish!
32. I Can't Get Beer in Me...
33. Virgin Mary
34. Crucifixion
35. Socks and Shoes
36. Miles for Kids
37. Random Goofabouts
38. ending skit
39. Lunch With Frankenstein
40. Lazy Business Ideas
41. Freebird
42. Xian Airline Food
43. Crack Baby
44. Introduction
45. My Immigrant Mom Talks Funny!
46. Going to Turkey
47. Opening Song (The Sultan's Revenge)
48. End of Show
49. The Most Surreal Thing and Egg Wave
50. Religion
51. Dr. Kevorkian
52. Inside the Actor's Studio, Acting, James Lipton
53. My Wife's Crazy!
54. High Times
55. Flying on a Mexican Plane
56. Protest Singer Ainsley Mctree
57. When All Is Said and Done, I Am Lonely and Miserable and Barely Able to Mask My Contempt for the Audience as I Trot Out the Same Sorry Act I've Been Doing Since the Mid-Eighties!
58. Porn Convention
59. Promise Keepers
60. That One Show About Drugs and Stuff
61. REALLY Silly Religious Crazies. I Mean, Double, Triple Crazy!!
62. Fake Tits/Real Beer
63. Organ Donation
64. Stephen Hawking
65. The South
66. Sex on the Internet!?
67. Media Violence
68. Year 2000
69. Goodnight Assholes!
70. My Child Is Enthralling, Especially When It Says Something Unexpectedly Precocious Even Though It Doesn't Understand What It Just Said!
71. Me and Drugs
72. Magic Trick
73. Las Vegas
74. Water Into Wine
75. Porn
76. I've Taken a Popular Contemporary Pop Song and Changed the Lyrics to Comment on the Proliferation of Starbucks in My Neighborhood!
77. Footprints
78. Although Indigent, Rural Families Have Little to Say in the Matter, Third Rate Public Education Has Kept Them Ignorant and Thus, Great Sources of Ridicule!