No One Wants to Be the Last Survivor
Unspeakable
- If you have a saucer you won't need a spoon rest, but if you have a spoon rest you'll probably still need a saucer. I just put the spoons down wherever and when the table, stove, or other surface gets too dirty I just throw it away and buy a new one.
- I wonder if beef nipples are edible.
- Xmas sounds like a dark ritual where people I used to date have revenge planning meetings.
- All underwear is edible if you're a goat.
- The GAS (Gear Acquisition Syndrome) struggle is real.
- I'm terribly sorry if I at any time mistakenly implied that you aren't a complete moron.
