Mission Accomplished
- As I Am in Tim Hortons, I Realize I Hate Tim Hortons
- GST Cheque
- Certified Cold Is the Way to Go
- Bad Cat Sitter
- Crushing Coke Cans, Counting Dead Raccoons
- No Pancakes in Heaven
- Roll Teddy Roll
- Monster Squad
- I Want to Drink With Aliens
- Whitesnakes
- I Feel Like Wesley Snipes
- Rollin on Empties
- Straight Outta Cobden
- Too Dumb to Live
- I Don't Want to Live in Windsor
- Luke Skywalker Is a Whiney Baby
- The Dishwasher Stands Alone
Shit Sucks
- Couch Potato Alright
- I Remember Skinny Jeans the Last Time Around
- When Is Trash Day?
- Pizza Party for One
- I Don't Want to Go to the No Frills
- Gonna End Up Working in Fort McMurray
- Bat in the House
- The Commute
- Ballad of Wheels
- Ikea Hotdog
- Drinking on My Mom's Dime
- Old and Lame
- I Want to Love You but I Am Too Stupid
- Nuke Toronto
- What a Wonderfully Mediocre Day
- You Can Love Someone and Hate the Things They Love
- Shitty Cat
- BK Has a New King
- I Am a Dump Bear
- Baby Crying #1
- Voice Mail #1
- Baby Crying #2
- Voice Mail #2
Stairway to Hamilton
- Hobo 4 Life
- You Will Miss Me When the Zombies Come
- How Many T-Bone Steaks Can I Fit in My Pants
- Dirtmall
- Beamsville Fair
- Summer of 99
- Death Rides a Fat Horse
- Geezer Pleazer
- Manatee Is My Totem Animal
- Boat Races
- Everyone You Date After Me Is a Sack of Shit
- Tetris Junkie
- I Almost Stole Your Pants
- I Am a Betamax
